Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.