Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.