Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."