Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.