Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.