Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.