Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.