Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up