Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up