Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.