How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar