How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Deciding which to tell people first.

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It saves so much time.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!