Brazilian Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do the UFC and Beauty Salons have in common?

They're both full with Brazilian pussies!

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

South Americans Jokes More South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.