Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.