Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.