Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.