Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.