Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.