Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.