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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

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