Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

100 Rabbit Jokes More 100 Rabbit Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.