Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

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A receding hareline.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.