Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

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99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

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Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush