Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Recede Hairline Jokes More Recede Hairline Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline