Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

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Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

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Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

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5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

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Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.