Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.