What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.