How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!