How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!