How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.