How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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