How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.