How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate