How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.