How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.