What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.