What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com