What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup