What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What are you?

Broke.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.