What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com