Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.