What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.