Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan