What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.