What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.