What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!