What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.