What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....