Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank