Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.