Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December