Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.