Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!