What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

How many were left?

Nine!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."