What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"