Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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