Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Abandonment.

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A firm grip on the back of her head.

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one one appreciates good head

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.