Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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one one appreciates good head

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.