What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.