What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.