What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.