Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.