Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.