Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Who was left?

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.