What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny