What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Because everyone was a goblin

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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A stand up driver.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny