What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.