Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.