Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.