They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Because then he would've said "I is who I is"
Ya know what Just screw it.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Windscreen vipers.
X marks the pot, matey."
Huge Jackman
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Equationally.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
