What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.