Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.