How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ?

Adeline extra to the letter !

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.