How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.