How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !