How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van