What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!