What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!