What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

One Jokes More One Jokes

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word