What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!