What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.