How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.