If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
He was too far out man
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
gingerbread
We really do taste like chicken!"
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
