If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
They tell you.
cacawatches
they taste funny!
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this."
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
A runny bunny.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
