What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!