What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.