What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!