What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"