What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.