What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.