How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.