How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.