About 6 hours.
Tweetie Pie !
A plain bagel.
A comickaze
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Jack-u-la !
With a monkey.
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.