How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.