How long does it take a monkey to fly a...

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.