How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch