What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.