What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.