He forgot the safe word.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Bumpkin pie!
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Jesus
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
He forgot.
Flossless compression!
He forgot his safe word.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
