Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.