What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools