What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.