What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools