What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus