Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.