Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.