Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.