What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.