Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike