Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.