What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst