What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ