What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots