Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

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Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line