Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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The Eggplant.

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Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.