Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.