Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.