Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.