Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.