Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.