What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.