What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters