What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters