What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.