How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.