With a mop.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
One has a job.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
She's the one with dirty knees.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Haram Bae
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He didn't use enough force...
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
a lot of countries have been inside her.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Greasy, old kernals
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Sir.
Where to sir?
