Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!