Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!