Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Night Mare Jokes More Night Mare Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.