Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.