Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!