Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one