Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster