Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.