Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Just in case you get a hole in one.

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A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha